I’ve thought this over, and I’m pretty certain this is my final decision.
And I don’t mean crutches suck just because they always turn up when you’re busted up or crippled or lame.
I mean they suck because for a jillion years nobody has come up with a better way. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t make crutches that don’t impale your armpits?!? Where’s NASA when you need ’em?