Crutches Suck

I’ve thought this over, and I’m pretty certain this is my final decision.

And I don’t mean crutches suck just because they always turn up when you’re busted up or crippled or lame.

I mean they suck because for a jillion years nobody has come up with a better way. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t make crutches that don’t impale your armpits?!? Where’s NASA when you need ’em?

Scar from my recent knee surgery. Ouch!


2 thoughts on “Crutches Suck”

  1. OUCH!… I think you’re right – there MUST be a better way – but certainly you don’t actually believe that we’ve put a man on the moon do you? 🙂

  2. I agree. Crutches do suck. But…I think I might be able to sway your thinking that no one has come up with a better way. You’ve probably not heard of Mobilegs. No armpit impalement here. Looks like you’re on the road to recovery, but let me know if you want more info.

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