You know those tiny reset buttons on the back of electronics? They require something tiny to push the little button– like a pin or unwound paperclip. Follow these steps to transform a mere paperclip into a tool.
But have you ever noticed you can never use it twice?
Every single time I need to push one of these damn reset buttons I dig around for the paperc… er, tool that I used last time. My search is always in vain. I can never find it!
If you need a paperclip it’s never a problem. I re-use paperclips all the damn time! But just fold one side out and POOF… the thing will grow legs and walk.
So from this I deduce that a paperclip– once uncoiled– is truly is a tool.