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Harley Rider Checklist

More from the Best of Craigslist…
Here are a few excerpts from the Harley-Davidson Rider Checklist. This is especially timely and helpful as I prepare to ride off on the Tulsa Toy Ride.

Harley Rider Pre-Ride Check Off List

Date: 2009-09-01, 9:06AM PDT

Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the “Live to ride- ride to live” statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the “I’m a bad ass motherfucker” harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
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For the full list go here:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/1353199509.html

Blew Moon

More evidence of the prophetic nature of Mr. Show with Bob and David.

So funny. I love the reference to Tulsa by the family that’s going to bake a cake in the shape of the moon.

What’s that? Where are Bob and David now? Let’s look in….

I am not weird.

Here’s another highlight from Craigslist…

free decorated paper bags for yard sales (tulsa )

Date: 2009-08-31, 12:49PM CDT

took reasoner’s grocery store bags ( around 50) and decorated them with various themes. I kept them pg. Than i filled them with some small things: jewelry, toys, books, notebooks, and a few other things. What I am envisioning is they will be used at a yard sale sort of as a little bribe. Say, if you buy so much I will throw in the bag. I want the bags and contents to stay together as I put them together for that theme. Example I have an add about handlebars and hotrods for a charity so i filled the bag with some toy hotrod cars and motorcyles. I am not very talented but I had fun doing these bags and hope some charity could use them at their yardsale. No weird people need to reply because I just won’t answer you. I am not weird

Location: tulsa
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1351644834

Consider it your civic duty to vote this one for Best of Craigslist! Here’s a link….
http://tulsa.craigslist.org/zip/1351644834.html

Manly Tee

Another mildly humorous t-shirt design from the world wide interwebs.

Maybe a little late for the bulk of your Summer cookouts, but there’s still time if you order now!

Get it now.

World’s Largest Chopper

Maduko Subsidiary Unveils New Helicopter

In a recent news release a bold new endeavor was announced to combine luxurious accommodations and rotating wing aircraft. The Hotelicopter offers 18 guest suites grafted on to a Soviet Mil V12 helicopter.

“The Hotelicopter is redefining luxury travel for our generation,” Alvin Farley, CEO of The Hotelicopter Company said in the statement. “Of course, safety is our number one priority, and our vehicle exceeds all safety, operating and maintenance requirements outlined by the FAA in the Code of Federal Regulations relating to transport category rotocraft.”

When questioned about the name, and its similarity to a hotel booking site, Farley was elusive.